BULLGOOSE: Jeannie got flustered when her custard didn’t cut the mustard
Two dozen eggs: fourteen cows’ worth of cream; a whole bottle of brandy; half a litre of vanilla essence …
humour
BULLGOOSE: Wombat poop is square so it doesn’t roll down a hill and land on you
‘Comparisons can be demeaning’
Wes cashes in on the Isle of the Damned Piano then Mysterious Monica leaves him with no pantyhose
All was rosy until that fateful day he accepted an arduous job on Scotland Island
No manners in island – Wes takes a punt and cheques out
The Newton metres of lifting vs the friction of dragging…
Wes joins the hallouminati and this inspires Alice to malice
Oh, the smoke! All through the house! Oh, the stench! Oh, the trouble he was in!
After enduring Wes’s tap, tap, tappet dancing, Alice needs some relief
Little things could matter later
The Bullgoose Movie hits a snag – he needs a St Bernard to put the wind up a film crew
Bullgoose gets a big head as he pines to be a film maker
BULLGOOSE: At sunset between the ridges, the bachelors call on their longneck didges
If a damper was a bit slow to rise, he’d shoot it
